Hello! Me again, Hopper. Last time with Kirin, and the mice... Well i suspect many of you dont know who any of us are. Most of the main charachters are real, including Hopper, majelin, and kensie. Also Shinxy, the author. Unlike me, Hopper, we dont actually know what species of cat those two are. kensie is black and white, and majelin is orangish-brown with stripes. But im a shelty, so we dont NEED to worry if IM an alien.
The mice came in after we dicovered a hole in the bottom of the wall that we thought it might be a mouse hole.
Friends
Lovey and Coacoa are big supporters in the story. and good enough, they are real. no, she may not flirt at Hopper, but they ARE real interested n each other.
The mice as you probally guessed, are fictional. they came in when- oh wait. i already told you that.
Liam and Colin are Shinxy and Telacolins REAL names. (by the way, i dont know why liam has a red scribble under it, its the second most popular name for boys!) They also have a youtube channel, but they do it for fun.
Foes
Kirin is a freaking mythical creature! if its a unicorn that controls lightning, if you think thats real, you got a serious problem. sorry.
The wild bobcats are not fantasy, but they didnt ever come and attack us.
Ultima is fantasy. and ofcourse there was too much fantasy in Liam actully killing that thing with a small black hole. hes not psychic eneogh to do that.
The Cats
both help us at times, neither are a friend or foe.
these two are both real.
Any way, thats a more advanced version of the first post. thank you! oh no! its a wild bobcat! bye!
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Friday, May 30, 2014
the fight with Majelin MEGA
Chapter 1
The Famine
You all know what a famine is. Its when everyone runs out of food! It normally starts with a drought.
We have those in the southwest region of the USA. And of course, fate decides that a famine would come!
Dang it! I hate it when lives are at risk! It happens all of the time! like when I got scratched in the eye buy Ultima. Ultima. The name rings awkwardly in my ears. Last year, a golden numb-chuck appeared
and drove all of the pets insane. Whilst breaking it, Kensie and Majelin appeared killing many mice.
Sniff... that may be a reason we are at a famine. without our mice, we cant get enough dairy and grain to supply us! Sniffer died, so did Scavenger, Messenger, Rager, Truffle, and Keystone, precious keystone, our lock picker, DIED by a giant cat. The reason i didn't add that in my letter last year, is because it was too sad. And you never even met them. I'm very sorry. :( But mice are plentiful, even though it is sad.
Chapter 2
Tough-Toe
OK, so i am walking along and I find Lovey. Just lovely.
"WHAT. Oh, yes i want you to STOP flirting at me just because i'm a hero. GOT IT?" I ask, clearly annoyed.
"oh Hopper, you really mustn't take it so hard on your wife!"explains Lovey.
"Since when did I marry you?" I complain, "your not even in my race!"
"Oh yeah, that was a dream..."
"Sorry."
"Its OK."
"If its OK, can I pass now?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Do it for me...
"OK! Go right ahead!"
Wow. That Lovey! She wont do anything until i tell her I need to do something.
I'm walking along and stare into the mouse hole near my cage. A mouse with a big toe.
"Who might you be mouse?" I ask.
"Oh, guess my name." she replies.
"um... lets see... you have a big toe... so your name is Tough-Toe!" I randomly guess.
"Good! your smart enough to have me as a helper." she happily replies.
Chapter 3
Playing in Red Snow
It turns out that Shinxy and telacolin (Liam and colin)and there family keep red snow in there fridge.
Typical.
So i have Tough-Toe climb up and get it for us.
"So why does your family keep bloody snow in there cooler?"
Um... hard to answer!
"because... uh... woof?"
TT is what i call the new mouse now opens the lid of the canister.
And spills it all over the darned floor and slips!
"Eew! Gross! Blood!"
Then she makes the worst mistake ever... or did she? She opens her mouth.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
TT screams as loud as a mouse could scream.
"Uh... This red snow tastes a lot like... FRUIT!"
she explains.
"Really?" i ask, Let me try!"
And all true! it tasted like straw berry!
"OK then! Lets eat! "i'm very hungry!"
i say.
Chapter 4
Curiosity kills the cat... Literally!
Ever heard the saying 'curiosity kills the cat'?
Dogs and mice love it, saying it when they run into a cat accidentally.
So on our adventure, we come across a bobcat. uh oh...
Then, i spin around. MORE BOBCATS.
soon enough, we were surrounded.
I scratch one bobcat, making it stagger backwards. But nothing works. No, literally, nothing worked!
I didn't do one thing, and they didn't move closer. except that was because Telacolin came out, wielding a giant sword. Colin does a back flip, slicing one bobcat, another cartwheel, jabbing another cat, and front flipping and landing on the third.
The fourth, 360s into Colin, and Telacolin faints.
But as the bobcat was aiming his kill shot, I ram into him, biting his neck, defeating him.
The fifth one scratches me in the chest.
Chapter 5
I realize what it feels like to be unconscious.
I'm dreaming of me.
MEANWHILE...
"Shinxy! the medicine!"
Shinxy hands the box of medicine to Dad.
"Thanks Liam." his dad says.
short chapter.
Chapter 6
What Happened to Telacolin
Colin had woken up, just to see the last thing he would see.
Or would he?
Colin gets up and flips and lands on the bobcat that had beat him up, and jumped onto the next after next, Mario style.
Then a bigger one appeared, and stopped his play time.
And knocks him off of the bobcat he was riding.
and he noticed something different about this particular cat. one, it was 11 feet tall, and had a unicorns horn on its head. The horn had electricity all around it, making it shockingly lethal.
"I AM KIRIN THE MASTER OF LIGHTNING AND RAIN. YOU WILL NOT KILL ME, BECAUSE I AM IMMORTAL." he says. "PEOPLE THINK I'M ACTUALLY A UNICORN BUT I'M A CAT."
Colin front flips and kicks Kirin in the nose. "HA HA HA THAT TICKLES." he laughs.
But Colin grabs on to his nose and starts rapidly kicking and punching Kirins nose because Kirin ate his sword.
"OH MY GxD THAT TICKLES TOO MUCH" he crys "STOP YOU DxPE.
"Dude stop swearing. its annoying."
"OK STxPID HEAD." he says."SOON YOU WONT HAVE A HEAD TO BE STxPID."
"OK now just shut up Kirin."Colin says. he has had enough.
And with that, Colin gets a new sword, cuts Kirins head off.
Chapter 7
Kirin never says die!
Shinxy was in the highlands, fighting a tiger.
Shinxy flips, jumps, flips, back flips, 360s, and thrusts strait down onto the tiger.
And works up the strength to summon a black hole and makes it disappear with the tiger inside of it.
Shinxy is walking along in the highlands pleased with his first victory. But then he hears a zapping noise...
10 minutes later a cat with a horn appears. "I AM KIRIN THE MASTER OF LIGHTNING..." and so on.
"Oh, i heard of you. But Telacolin killed you!" Shinxy replies, "Your supposed to not be here!"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA HA HA!" Kirin laughs.
"YOU THINK I WAS KILLED BY A FIVE YEAR OLD? BA! THAT WEAKLING GOT FOOLED. I ESCAPED, I DIDN'T DIE!"
"Well you are now!" Shinxy sreams. Who dared insult his brother? Shinxy front flips, 360s 10 times, back plips and thrusts into Kirins ear... which randomly turned out to be his weak spot! So Shinxy kept stabbing Kirins left ear. Poof! Kirin turns into a pile of multicolored orbs: stardust!
Chapter 8
Epilogue
Shinxy had killed kirin. Telacolin had defeated his army. Hopper gathered the food for the southwest with Tough-Toe: and the heros have a feast.
THE END
The Famine
You all know what a famine is. Its when everyone runs out of food! It normally starts with a drought.
We have those in the southwest region of the USA. And of course, fate decides that a famine would come!
Dang it! I hate it when lives are at risk! It happens all of the time! like when I got scratched in the eye buy Ultima. Ultima. The name rings awkwardly in my ears. Last year, a golden numb-chuck appeared
and drove all of the pets insane. Whilst breaking it, Kensie and Majelin appeared killing many mice.
Sniff... that may be a reason we are at a famine. without our mice, we cant get enough dairy and grain to supply us! Sniffer died, so did Scavenger, Messenger, Rager, Truffle, and Keystone, precious keystone, our lock picker, DIED by a giant cat. The reason i didn't add that in my letter last year, is because it was too sad. And you never even met them. I'm very sorry. :( But mice are plentiful, even though it is sad.
Chapter 2
Tough-Toe
OK, so i am walking along and I find Lovey. Just lovely.
"WHAT. Oh, yes i want you to STOP flirting at me just because i'm a hero. GOT IT?" I ask, clearly annoyed.
"oh Hopper, you really mustn't take it so hard on your wife!"explains Lovey.
"Since when did I marry you?" I complain, "your not even in my race!"
"Oh yeah, that was a dream..."
"Sorry."
"Its OK."
"If its OK, can I pass now?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Do it for me...
"OK! Go right ahead!"
Wow. That Lovey! She wont do anything until i tell her I need to do something.
I'm walking along and stare into the mouse hole near my cage. A mouse with a big toe.
"Who might you be mouse?" I ask.
"Oh, guess my name." she replies.
"um... lets see... you have a big toe... so your name is Tough-Toe!" I randomly guess.
"Good! your smart enough to have me as a helper." she happily replies.
Chapter 3
Playing in Red Snow
It turns out that Shinxy and telacolin (Liam and colin)and there family keep red snow in there fridge.
Typical.
So i have Tough-Toe climb up and get it for us.
"So why does your family keep bloody snow in there cooler?"
Um... hard to answer!
"because... uh... woof?"
TT is what i call the new mouse now opens the lid of the canister.
And spills it all over the darned floor and slips!
"Eew! Gross! Blood!"
Then she makes the worst mistake ever... or did she? She opens her mouth.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
TT screams as loud as a mouse could scream.
"Uh... This red snow tastes a lot like... FRUIT!"
she explains.
"Really?" i ask, Let me try!"
And all true! it tasted like straw berry!
i say.
Chapter 4
Curiosity kills the cat... Literally!
Ever heard the saying 'curiosity kills the cat'?
Dogs and mice love it, saying it when they run into a cat accidentally.
So on our adventure, we come across a bobcat. uh oh...
Then, i spin around. MORE BOBCATS.
soon enough, we were surrounded.
I scratch one bobcat, making it stagger backwards. But nothing works. No, literally, nothing worked!
I didn't do one thing, and they didn't move closer. except that was because Telacolin came out, wielding a giant sword. Colin does a back flip, slicing one bobcat, another cartwheel, jabbing another cat, and front flipping and landing on the third.
The fourth, 360s into Colin, and Telacolin faints.
But as the bobcat was aiming his kill shot, I ram into him, biting his neck, defeating him.
The fifth one scratches me in the chest.
Chapter 5
I realize what it feels like to be unconscious.
I'm dreaming of me.
MEANWHILE...
"Shinxy! the medicine!"
Shinxy hands the box of medicine to Dad.
"Thanks Liam." his dad says.
short chapter.
Chapter 6
What Happened to Telacolin
Colin had woken up, just to see the last thing he would see.
Or would he?
Colin gets up and flips and lands on the bobcat that had beat him up, and jumped onto the next after next, Mario style.
Then a bigger one appeared, and stopped his play time.
And knocks him off of the bobcat he was riding.
and he noticed something different about this particular cat. one, it was 11 feet tall, and had a unicorns horn on its head. The horn had electricity all around it, making it shockingly lethal.
"I AM KIRIN THE MASTER OF LIGHTNING AND RAIN. YOU WILL NOT KILL ME, BECAUSE I AM IMMORTAL." he says. "PEOPLE THINK I'M ACTUALLY A UNICORN BUT I'M A CAT."
Colin front flips and kicks Kirin in the nose. "HA HA HA THAT TICKLES." he laughs.
But Colin grabs on to his nose and starts rapidly kicking and punching Kirins nose because Kirin ate his sword.
"OH MY GxD THAT TICKLES TOO MUCH" he crys "STOP YOU DxPE.
"Dude stop swearing. its annoying."
"OK STxPID HEAD." he says."SOON YOU WONT HAVE A HEAD TO BE STxPID."
"OK now just shut up Kirin."Colin says. he has had enough.
And with that, Colin gets a new sword, cuts Kirins head off.
Chapter 7
Kirin never says die!
Shinxy was in the highlands, fighting a tiger.
Shinxy flips, jumps, flips, back flips, 360s, and thrusts strait down onto the tiger.
And works up the strength to summon a black hole and makes it disappear with the tiger inside of it.
Shinxy is walking along in the highlands pleased with his first victory. But then he hears a zapping noise...
10 minutes later a cat with a horn appears. "I AM KIRIN THE MASTER OF LIGHTNING..." and so on.
"Oh, i heard of you. But Telacolin killed you!" Shinxy replies, "Your supposed to not be here!"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA HA HA!" Kirin laughs.
"YOU THINK I WAS KILLED BY A FIVE YEAR OLD? BA! THAT WEAKLING GOT FOOLED. I ESCAPED, I DIDN'T DIE!"
"Well you are now!" Shinxy sreams. Who dared insult his brother? Shinxy front flips, 360s 10 times, back plips and thrusts into Kirins ear... which randomly turned out to be his weak spot! So Shinxy kept stabbing Kirins left ear. Poof! Kirin turns into a pile of multicolored orbs: stardust!
Chapter 8
Epilogue
Shinxy had killed kirin. Telacolin had defeated his army. Hopper gathered the food for the southwest with Tough-Toe: and the heros have a feast.
THE END
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